Using The Annoy-O-Matic™ This device is designed to alleviate the side-effects of cubicle existence such as boredom and irritating coworkers. Each sound has been optimized for the peak annoyment value. Bookmark this page and when motivated, tempted or provoked simply click the appropriate sound of choice from the '3' sets provided and let the Annoy-O-Matic™ grace the ear drums of your fellow drones.

Warning! Continued daily use of this device may lead to Addiction, Pink Slips, Knuckle Sandwiches and Colorful Adjectives from Coworkers. Use at your own risk. Playing more then one sound at a time may cause inner ear chafing.

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